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Joke of the Day

"What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test? ""TL;DR"""

"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"

"My 4 year old told me to just turn the tire around as the top part isn't flat. I don't care if it's wrong - that's still some great logic."

"Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot"

"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."

"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"

"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."

"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."