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"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

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"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
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"The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep."
"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."
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