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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."

"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."

"They say in life expect the unexpected'. So I did, and f*ck all happened. I wasn't expecting that."

"ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*"

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."

"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"

"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"