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Joke of the Day

"I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times"

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"HIM: [awkwardly] wanna go see a movie? HER: sure, sounds great. [next day] HIM: could i maybe come with you next time?"
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"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."