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Joke of the Day
"If I've learned anything in my 29 years, it's never admit your real age."
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"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""
"Christmas with the family While I greatly enjoy the presence of their company, I prefer the company of their presents."
"""God's last name is not Dammit."" Unknown"
"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."
"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."
"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"
"What do you call a ship that drives itself? Auto-pirate."
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."
"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"