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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"
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"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"
"This poster that says ""Green Day: Sold Out"" is right in two ways"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."
"I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition."
"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."
"Why do butter substitutes have such a hard time? Because they're always being marginalized!"
"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"