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Joke of the Day
"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"
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"My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle."
"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
"How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark..."
"What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips"
"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"
"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."