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Joke of the Day

"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"

"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."

"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"I used to be a hypochondriac... But I got sick of it."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."