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Joke of the Day

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"I'd never let my kids watch an orchestral performance. Too much sax and violins."

"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"

"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."

"It's all because of a misunderstanding. Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie."

"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."

"What's gonna happen if Hilary Clinton gets elected as President. The kitchen staff are gonna wonder why she's missing."