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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."
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"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."
"Just sent my boss an email that said ""Keep me coming"" instead of ""Keep 'em coming."" So, that's fun."
"It's better to have hope in your soul.."
"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"
"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"
"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."
"What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?"