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Joke of the Day
"What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Next Joke
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor."
"ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... He pulls out a gun and says, "" I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"" "
"Facebook: Making relationship's look better then they actually are since 2005"
"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"
"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."
"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."
"I heard about a new drug that is super addictive and leaves one in a state of sustained indifference. Parents, talk to your children about Crystal Meh."