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Joke of the Day
"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"
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"Did you hear the watermelon joke? It's pitful."
"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""
"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"
"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."
"How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck it, we'll drink in the dark. (Happy birthday Devildogs)"
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("