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Joke of the Day

"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."

"Dating is like a 2-day-old box of chocolates. The good ones are already taken."

"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"