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Joke of the Day
"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."
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"I did so much yard work today, I might get deported."
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"Where does a King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."
"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."