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Joke of the Day

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."

"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"

"Suicide: Mans way of telling God - ""You can't fire me, I quit""."

"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""

"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."

"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."