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Joke of the Day
"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."
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"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."
"Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant? They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, ""That'll be $5"". I should be able to say, ""That'll be a sandwich."""
"Coworker: Man, it was cold last night! Me: I had my heat on. CW: I meant outside. Me: I don't live outside. CW..."
"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."
"You know what the definition of ""competitive"" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk."
"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."
"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."
"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""