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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki."
Next Joke
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"Two chickens were chatting around the coop. ""That big rooster next door made a pass at me!"" one exclaimed. ""Really? Did you provoke him?"" ""Well, I egged him on a little."""
"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."
"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean"
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"
"Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ? It saves so much time."
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"