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Joke of the Day
"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""
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"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."
"Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"
"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"
"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
"My wife took me to the best 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."
"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."
"I dreamt last night that I got Reddit gold. Instead I got downvoted to oblivion."
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"