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Joke of the Day
"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"
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"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."
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"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
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"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."