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Joke of the Day
"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"
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"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."
"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."
"Why is Hitler never invited to the BBQ'S? Because he is always burning the Franks"
"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"
"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""
"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""