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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
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"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"
"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."
"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"
"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."
"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."
"Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."""
"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."
"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"