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Joke of the Day

"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"

"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."

"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"

"What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games? IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES"

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""