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Joke of the Day
"I dreamt last night that I got Reddit gold. Instead I got downvoted to oblivion."
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"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"
"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."
"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"
"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."