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Joke of the Day
"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."
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"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."
"I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"
"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"
"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."