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Joke of the Day
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"What has 3 balls and flies through space E.T the Extra Testicle I know this was awful I'm sorry"
"She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated."
"Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination"
"Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car."
"My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful."
"""Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?"" ""Sure."" ""Great! Thanks for participating."""
"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""