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Joke of the Day
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"
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"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."
"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."
"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."
"I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!"