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Joke of the Day
"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"
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"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test."
"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."
"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."