121020

Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"Vampires aren't on FB because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror."

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short."""

"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"

"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."

"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"

"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."