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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"
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"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."
"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""
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"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."
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