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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."

"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."

"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"

"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"Nice try, Clooney ""wedding."" I know a casino heist when I see one."

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."