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Joke of the Day
"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"
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"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."
"Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've."
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""
"I hate niggers"
"If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight."
"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."
"Why would anyone want to shoot themselves or others when we live in a world where weed, titties, Game of Thrones and free music exists?"