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Joke of the Day

"Why would anyone want to shoot themselves or others when we live in a world where weed, titties, Game of Thrones and free music exists?"

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"

"I was doing so well getting over my viagra addiction... But I couldn't keep it up."

"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"

"I was asked where I see myself in fives at a job interview Apparently ""riding your mom"" was not the right answer"

"If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you? Really fucking confused."

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."