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Joke of the Day

"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""

"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"

"What do you call a fresh creme pie? Creme fraiche"

"If a gifted child is put up for adoption, is he a regifted child?"

"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"

"Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship."

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."

"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"