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Joke of the Day
"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""
Next Joke
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"
"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""
"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"
"Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope"
"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."