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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
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"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"
"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."
"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."
"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."
"How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course."