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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
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"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
"[rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes ""Anything?"" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes ""I wish for more genies"" GENIE: I don't like you"
"Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?"
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."
"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"
"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"
"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."