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Joke of the Day

"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out"

"There was a problem with my AC device It's all cool now though"

"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."

"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."

"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"

"At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music"

"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."