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Joke of the Day

"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."

"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"

"Five year old Little Johnny was lost so he went up to a policeman and said ""I've lost my dad!"" The policeman said ""What's he like?"" Little Johnny replied ""Beer and women!"""

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"

"Scientific name for Viagra Mycoxafloppin"

"Hot Date: Girl: Sorry, I don't put out on the first date. Me: [on fire] I respect that in a woman."

"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."