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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
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"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
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"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"
"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."
"When a family member unexpectedly dies what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan??"
"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"