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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Putin's doing well this election? He's taking over the Poles."
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"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."
"50 notifications later and I regret commenting on your status."
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."
"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"
"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"
"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."
"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."