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Joke of the Day

"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"

"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."

"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"

"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""

"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""

"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."

"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles."