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Joke of the Day

"what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy? i made a grave mistake"

"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."

"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."

"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"

"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"

"I can explain a paradox They sit right next to each other in the water"

"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"