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Joke of the Day
"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"
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"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."
"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"
"My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation."
"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."