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Joke of the Day

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."

"Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again."

"Why did the H kill himself? Because the G had."

"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."

"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"

"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."

"What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? It chips."