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Joke of the Day

"I've always liked prostitutes... Personally, I feel like they give me the most bang for the buck."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."

"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."

"I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. ""Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"" ""Yes"""

"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"How much did Harambe drink in the bar? Just a couple of shots"

"There hasn't been a sexual assault that didn't have some Ed Hardy fabric as evidence since 2006."

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"I thought I had a fantastic cheese joke... But it wasn't very Gouda."

"[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia."