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Joke of the Day

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye I'm sure glad cows can't fly."

"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"

"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."

"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""

"Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite! Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!"

"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."

"doctor: ""how much exercise do you do per week?"" me: ""um.. does sex count? doctor: ""yes"" me: ""absolutely none"""

"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."