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Joke of the Day
"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."
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"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."
"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."
"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."
"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."
"Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said.... ""Get a room U2!"""
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."