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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me."

"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"

"""Guys I gotta hang up I have a trout on the other line"""

"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE 7 8 9 HAAHAHA Wait..."

"Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."