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Joke of the Day
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
Next Joke
"Poe, is your baby hungry? Poe: Nah, BB-8."
"What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."
"(I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)"
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
"What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course."
"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"
"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."