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Joke of the Day

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."

"Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room? He had his reservations."

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."

"My wife said she wanted more variety in our sex life. Now I tell a few jokes, fuck her then sing a song."

"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."

"Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!"