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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
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"I can see myself going up in the world... The mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny."
"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"
"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."
"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."
"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"
"Two blonds walk into a bar... ...you think one of them would have noticed"
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"