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Joke of the Day
"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."
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"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."
"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."
"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."
"(Entire joke within) Made you look."
"I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."