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Joke of the Day
"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."
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"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
"What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough)."
"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"
"Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It's better to swim in water."
"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."
"I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth."
"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""
"What's the best part of growing up in Compton? No bad dad jokes."
"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"