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Joke of the Day

"I need some help with my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as Ebola and I want to make sure everyone gets it."

"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"

"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."

"Stop being so long ago, 1998."

"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."

"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"

"Men taking pictures of their outfits on Instagram is why we will lose the next World War."

"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"

"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""