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Joke of the Day

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"Everyone else gauges how productive their week is by how little time they had for Twitter too, right?"

"What did the fog say to the grass? I mist you!"

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"

"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"

"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, I can't afford coffee"

"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"